Funny Sex Toys Catalog
Meet Mr Limpy!
Mr Limpy is hilarious sex toy with unimaginable prank possibilities. Just imagine yourself making out with your girlfriend with Mr. Limpy hanging down from your zipper! However, Mr Limpy is a person with major problem – it just won’t get hard… Made from the same SuperSkin® as Fleshlight Masturbation Sleeves, you can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a “gag” gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer. Just don’t expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is more of a novelty than a sex toy). After all, it’s Mr. Limpy, and he’s been under a lot of stress lately. Available in pink in four different sizes.
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Is it cold in here? The extra small mr. limpy is perfect to antagonize your small-statured friend, or as a great gift for your recently married ex-girlfriend. The opportunities for humiliation are virtually limitless, and we preemptively applaud your creativity with this funny sex toy.
Dimensions: Length: 3.5″ |
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“Are you in yet?” Man’s most dreaded four words are incarnated into this fleshy creation. The ideal size for launching from a water-balloon launcher to deliver a high velocity, anonymous face shot, this squishy projectile is sure to be a big ‘hit’.
Dimensions: Length: 5″ |
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Mr Limpy Medium
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“I’m sorry baby, this has never happened to me before…” We hate it when that happens. Designed to replicate a night of heavy drinking, no matter what you do to Mr. Limpy, it just won’t get hard. “Why Mr. Limpy? WHY!” Dimensions: Length: 6.5″ |
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Mr Limpy Large
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Molded from the average Fleshlight staffer, this is the preferred weapon for any Mr. Limpy duel. Hold the balls and stretch back the head for a deadly slingshot effect, or hold the head and swing the balls for a savage medieval style ball n’ chain that would make Ivanhoe proud. Ideal for all varieties of tomfoolery this also makes a great bachelor and bachelorette gift. What can you do with Mr. Limpy? Dimensions: Length: 8.5″ |
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