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In spite of some recent criticism that Jerk Stuff is becoming Tera Patrick’s fan site, we have to assure you that this young lady is so easy and cute to write about. It is never boring to be near Tera as too many questions are opened around this mystic Asian beauty.

Due to the latest gossip on Tera Patrick divorce, the interest in booking Tera batrick has been rising to the astronomic heights!  Dozens of apprentice and professional movie directors  has been asking around how to book Tera Patrick and to subdue the whole hysteria the answer is pretty simple: “You can’t book Tera no matter what you do and how much money can you offer. ” She is not getting divorced and the pledge to shoot with her husband still works.

Sorry guys, more luck in next life. But if you have a thing for Tera, this is the closest you can get.

The hysteria over booking Tera Patrick can not be indulged but also booking Havana Ginger is not possible now. It’s because Havana Ginger music career.

A lot of rumors has been going on lately claiming Tera Patrick’s divorces… Is it because so many guys want Tera so bad trying to book Tera Patrick or is there a moment of truth in all those stories? In situation like this the least thing you want to do is listen to the gossip. So we phoned Tera again and asked her: “Tera, is there something ugly going on between you and Ewan?”
Tera started laughing and said – “No, not that I know of…” – and added: “People often see what they want to see! And too many people think they have seen Tera Patrick’s privacy just because they have seen Tera Patrick doing naughty no-no stuff. Well I have a message: that’s not Tera’s privacy because there is nothing personal in it, or at the end of the day – that is the least intimate part of Tera Patrick’s life. Besides, big stars plan their divorces carefully and I never thought of myself as big star. I’m just a regular pro though a little bit shy and that’s all to it!”
Right, guys – we are sure you feel uneasy about all this. Why not consider booking Havana Ginger instead? Havana is still unmarried and say,  too darn available!

Los Angeles CA, September 01, 2009.
(by Jerk Stuff reporter Shannon Reeves)

After great success of our news article on Tera Patrick Feet, another news from phone interview with Tera took us by surprise. This movie celebrity is working on her next movie release titled “As above so bellow” and the movie casting is on the way. Tera gave us a short phone call after yesterdays casting for the main male actor, and told us: “I’m so excited to see all those talented young actors and their interest to shoot with me. They all look at me like I’m goddess or something. But there are some extremely talented actors I’m afraid to work with, if you know what I mean… Though I’m completely prepared for this next movie, some guys make me shiver with their over-designed male counterparts.”

And then she added laughing: “Gezz, I fear for my life here!”

Having phone conversation with Tera Patrick is always amusing. But having Tera Patrick’s phone number… it’s such a powerful feeling!

Los Angeles CA, June 22, 2009.
(by Jerk Stuff reporter Shannon Reeves)

After successful and very profitable launch of the latest campaign for Saints Row 2, a movie star Tera Patrick spends a little fortune from campaign  hard earned money on her feet insurance. In case of accident and according to the insurance policy terms, Tera could get up to 6.3 millions!

As we found out from phone interview with Tera, her decision to insure her feet is not matter of prestige of any kind. It is both from her “inner feeling” and the fact that  with 500.000 monthly searches, Tera Parick Feet is single most searched term on the Internet when it comes to one persons particular part of body (while Angelina Jolie lips are on the second place with 280.000 searches per month). Further on, Tera Patrick foot fetish is the most wanted fetish attached to the name of single celebrity from Hollywood movie industry. So, it’s better to stay safe.

The author of this text really hope that the money Tera Patrick invested in feet insurance was in vain.

Love you Tera.